I LOVE YOU I DONT KNOW IF YOU ARE ONE PERSON OR THERE ARE MORE THAN ONE OF YOU BUT ALL THE SAME. THE BEST.

well first we’d watch the most recent muppet movie because i actually am obsessed and it’s a good ‘warm up to the morning’ movie. darren and i would just be absolute goofballs about it and while chris would fight it, he would eventually dissolve into a fit of giggles because KERMIT AND MISS PIGGY LOVE EACHOTHER OKAY

then i think we’d watch something classic like cabaret or maybe the new hairspray because look at how boss zac efron is and i would keep poking darren until he got up and did his best link larken impression because he IS link larken and that would eventually turn into us playing out the entire movie (wherein chris is tracy and i am penny and okay MAYBE that’s just so i can see chris and darren kiss..)

then we’d watch some white collar and chris and i would oogle the shit out of matt bomer and make a drinking game for everytime we get to see matt bomer’s abs and darren would kind of pout on the corner of the couch because THIS IS MY TV BROTHER YOU GUISE

and hopefully we’d be pretty happily buzzed by this point and then we’d find the worst/most embarrassing movie in chris’s entire collection..which, of course, would turn out to be horrendously bad gay porn that ashley gave to him as a gag gift (no pun intended) and we’d just have to shoot tequila in order to get through it and i would drunkenly ask chris things like IS IT REALLY LIKE THIS?! or HOW DOES THAT FIT THERE? and chris would kind of swat at me but darren would just be like ‘it just does’ and we’d all go silent for a minute as we look at eachother and then we’d collapse into a heap on the floor from laughing so hard.

the end.